The kiwi is a noctunal bird who drinks DB draught and eats fish & chips and hotdogs. These shy birds are flightless, which is rather lucky because they get on the grog quite a lot. They are into the rugby, league and horse racing. They are often seen in pubs and RSA halls. Their mating call is gooodddaaayyy !!!!.

To find more about them, go visit the wild south of New Zealand.